i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You may now shotgun with the bride
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
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I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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