this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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