Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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