did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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