I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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