if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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