I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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