I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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