That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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