Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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