rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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