Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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