I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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