You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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