sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
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I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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