I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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