I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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