I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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