Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
