im drinking this country out of the recession.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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