Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
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Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
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