Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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