yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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