all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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