First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
my being single is dangerous.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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