Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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