I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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