So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
