i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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