your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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