There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Your topless pictures make me question reality
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
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I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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