I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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