he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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