hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
After tacos, we're chasing women.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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