38 yer olds are good kisserssss
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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