yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
