It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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