im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I stole a fireplace last night.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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