TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he was CRYING into my vagina
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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