My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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