this beer tastes like vomit already
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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