would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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