Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
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ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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