Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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