So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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