Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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