If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i wish my penis had a tongue
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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