what if I'm pregnant?
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Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
My vagina is very pro this idea
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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