i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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