I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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