normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
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Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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