I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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