Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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