Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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