I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Say something about gay babies.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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