oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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